The Jack & Ash Show

It's a Freaky Friday mo-ment! This week we have a lot of body-swap chat, and Ash has a thorough schedule for how she'd spend the day as Jake Sully's missus. Jack coins a new phrase off the top of his hat... I mean head, and we learn why Ash will have to block Dua Lipa!🫢 -- New to The Jack & Ash Show? Or just want to hanker back to some classic eps? Check out a selection of AMAYZIN episodes as voted for by YOU: WATCH https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPxldg9qz4Rc OR LISTEN https://open.spotify.com/playlist/29PNkigEq38CzLOgQkaEzC?si=e42a65dd8a3e4b600 -- Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page for an EXTRA WEEKLY EPISODE every Tuesday and enter 'The Tavern'! Not a member yet? Sign up at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow -- GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com 📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Have you ever dreamt of taking a bath full of peas? Well, Jack certainly has! (Obviously) There's also some school-based hankering to feast on with talk of Jack’s rebellious antics, Ash's sacred 'raisin time', and a response from the curry egg sandwich queen herself… Nosheen! -- New to The Jack & Ash Show? Or just want to hanker back to some classic eps? Check out a selection of AMAYZIN episodes as voted for by YOU: WATCH https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPxldg9qz4Rc OR LISTEN https://open.spotify.com/playlist/29PNkigEq38CzLOgQkaEzC?si=e42a65dd8a3e4b600 -- Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page for an EXTRA WEEKLY EPISODE every Tuesday and enter 'The Tavern'! Not a member yet? Sign up at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow -- GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com 📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After last week's hanker on our newest favourite vocal stim (MOLASSES!!!) Jack and Ash decide to take a walk down some incredibly sticky avenues of discussion. Why do wedding gift lists suck? Why does Jack have a chunky neck? And why oh WHY was Ash always so STICKY at school? # AD - Episode sponsored by L’Oreal Paris) L’Oreal Paris Filler HA & PDRN+ Serum is shoppable at Amazon (on a great Prime Day deal from 5 October!), Boots and Superdrug. #skincare #lorealPDRNserum @lorealparisuk https://www.amazon.co.uk/LOr%C3%A9al-Paris-Revitalift-Filler-Hyaluronic/dp/B0H6H2JTD3?maas=maas_adg_5050BA1F1E2BA6653D43919AFD0D8494_afap_abs&ref_=aa_maas&tag=maas -- New to The Jack & Ash Show? Or just want to hanker back to some classic eps? Check out a selection of AMAYZIN episodes as voted for by YOU: WATCH https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPxldg9qz4Rc OR LISTEN https://open.spotify.com/playlist/29PNkigEq38CzLOgQkaEzC?si=e42a65dd8a3e4b600 -- Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page for an EXTRA WEEKLY EPISODE every…

Mel in the morgue has been infiltrating the thoughts of the country in increasingly ghoulish ways and it's really doesn't bear - like REALLY DOES NOT BEAR. There's also more classically horrid behaviour from our least favourite airline and a cautionary tale to anyone who is ever thinking about waking up Jack Remmington. -- New to The Jack & Ash Show? Or just want to hanker back to some classic eps? Check out a selection of AMAYZIN episodes as voted for by YOU: WATCH https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPxldg9qz4Rc OR LISTEN https://open.spotify.com/playlist/29PNkigEq38CzLOgQkaEzC?si=e42a65dd8a3e4b600 -- Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page for an EXTRA WEEKLY EPISODE every Tuesday and enter 'The Tavern'! Not a member yet? Sign up at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow -- AD. Join the Jaffa Cakes debate, are you team cake or team biscuit? Find the full range at: https://mcvities.com/en-gb/our-products?field_brand_group_target_id=52 #ItsACakeYouBiscuit GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD…

It's been a week of ups and downs in the life of Jashwini this week. From heartache at JAY-Z for Jack, to getting the hump over being forced to watch a whimsical animated moment for Ash. There's also revelations regarding how amayzin Allen keys are and why anyone would want peas at a barbecue. -- New to The Jack & Ash Show? Or just want to hanker back to some classic eps? Check out a selection of AMAYZIN episodes as voted for by YOU: WATCH https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPxldg9qz4Rc OR LISTEN https://open.spotify.com/playlist/29PNkigEq38CzLOgQkaEzC?si=e42a65dd8a3e4b600 -- Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page for an EXTRA WEEKLY EPISODE every Tuesday and enter 'The Tavern'! Not a member yet? Sign up at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow -- AD. Join the Jaffa Cakes debate, are you team cake or team biscuit? Find the full range at: https://mcvities.com/en-gb/our-products?field_brand_group_target_id=52 #ItsACakeYouBiscuit GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to…

It's finally time to debrief on the HUGE hanker that was Ibiza 2026. Will Jack's vibranium body finally fail him? Will Ash finally turn completely grey? Will Luvvy Do Concierge handle everyone's booking with a smile? Plus, there's a revelation around Paella that might rock the very foundations of the podcast. -- New to The Jack & Ash Show? Or just want to hanker back to some classic eps? Check out a selection of AMAYZIN episodes as voted for by YOU: WATCH https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPxldg9qz4Rc OR LISTEN https://open.spotify.com/playlist/29PNkigEq38CzLOgQkaEzC?si=e42a65dd8a3e4b600 -- Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page for an EXTRA WEEKLY EPISODE every Tuesday and enter 'The Tavern'! Not a member yet? Sign up at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com 📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You know that feeling when you've been indulging in ghoulish chatter all evening and you get a hankering to make a roast dinner at 1 am? What do you mean "no"?!? Doesn't everyone do that? Well, if you're Ashwini you certainly do (shock). Join Jack and Ash as they delve into the mysteriousness of 'everything shops', why they can never say "when" when it comes to parmesan cheese, and why minted peas are so incredibly Tory. -- New to The Jack & Ash Show? Or just want to hanker back to some classic eps? Check out a selection of AMAYZIN episodes as voted for by YOU: WATCH https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPxldg9qz4Rc OR LISTEN https://open.spotify.com/playlist/29PNkigEq38CzLOgQkaEzC?si=e42a65dd8a3e4b600 -- Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page for an EXTRA WEEKLY EPISODE every Tuesday and enter 'The Tavern'! Not a member yet? Sign up at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com 📲 Or find us at…

Ash reveals the shocking lengths you would have had to have gone through to earn a seat next to her at school during lunch, which quite frankly isn't giving us the 'most amazing and fulfilling time of our lives' feeling. There's also much hankering to do on the best ways to die and how amayze it is to have 'gay guy music video night'. -- New to The Jack & Ash Show? Or just want to hanker back to some classic eps? Check out a selection of AMAYZIN episodes as voted for by YOU: WATCH https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPxldg9qz4Rc OR LISTEN https://open.spotify.com/playlist/29PNkigEq38CzLOgQkaEzC?si=e42a65dd8a3e4b60 -- VOTE FOR US AT THE BRITISH PODCAST AWARDS ON SPOTIFY! CLICK HERE TO ACCESS THE PLAYLIST AND VOTE: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/37i9dQZF1DX74ZgzrlyH29 -- Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page for an EXTRA WEEKLY EPISODE every Tuesday and enter 'The Tavern'! Not a member yet? Sign up at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send…

Who doesn't love it when their bestest friend suffers a mild life inconvenience? Who doesn't love eating pie? And who doesn't love having to break their neck to look at some extra sea and sand in the cinema? Find out all the answers in today's episode, plus a good helping of chat about the Hunchback of Notre-Dame. -- VOTE FOR US AT THE BRITISH PODCAST AWARDS ON SPOTIFY! CLICK HERE TO ACCESS THE PLAYLIST AND VOTE: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/37i9dQZF1DX74ZgzrlyH29 -- New to The Jack & Ash Show? Or just want to hanker back to some classic eps? Check out a selection of AMAYZIN episodes as voted for by YOU: WATCH: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/29PNkigEq38CzLOgQkaEzC?si=e42a65dd8a3e4b60 -- Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page for an EXTRA WEEKLY EPISODE every Tuesday and enter 'The Tavern'! Not a member yet? Sign up at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com 📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on…

Jack and Ash are back on British soil and have much to discuss from their New York/ Chicago hanker fest featuring: Jack getting annoyed at himself for being too 'Ash', Ash forgetting she met Tate McRae, and Professor Jack has been in the lab creating a very special twist on a classic. -- New to The Jack & Ash Show? Or just want to hanker back to some classic eps? Check out a selection of AMAYZIN episodes as voted for by YOU: WATCH https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPxldg9qz4Rc OR LISTEN https://open.spotify.com/playlist/29PNkigEq38CzLOgQkaEzC?si=e42a65dd8a3e4b60 -- VOTE FOR US AT THE BRITISH PODCAST AWARDS ON SPOTIFY! CLICK HERE TO ACCESS THE PLAYLIST AND VOTE: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/37i9dQZF1DX74ZgzrlyH29 -- Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page for an EXTRA WEEKLY EPISODE every Tuesday and enter 'The Tavern'! Not a member yet? Sign up at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com 📲 Or find us…

There's a knock at the door... A solitary letter is left sitting on the door mat. It reads: "I KNOW WHERE YOUR MISSING TOYS ARE. I HAVE VIDEO EVIDENCE" And so the curious case of the missing toys begins! There's also much to discuss regarding revealing secrets on your death bed, how old is 'too old' to have a bunk bed, and the demise of the pigeon. VOTE FOR US AT THE BRITISH PODCAST AWARDS ON SPOTIFY! CLICK HERE TO ACCESS THE PLAYLIST AND THE VOTE: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/37i9dQZF1DX74ZgzrlyH29 Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page for an EXTRA WEEKLY EPISODE every Tuesday and enter 'The Tavern'! Not a member yet? Sign up at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com 📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After a debate around Miss Piggy reveals her status as a gay icon, there's a sudden shift in the mood when her age is brought up? It doesn't bear... There's also the World Cup halftime show to debrief on, and Ash has had a SHOCKER at a pub quiz, which results in Jack and Ash telling each other some much-needed home truths. Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page for an EXTRA WEEKLY EPISODE every Tuesday and enter 'The Tavern'! Not a member yet? Sign up at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com 📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Don't you just hate it when you get up in the morning, feeling all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, only for your fitness watch/ring/jockstrap to tell you you've had the worst night's sleep in the history of all mankind and you might as well just go and lie down in a shallow grave? Us too, and we've had enough! There's also much to hanker on regarding Jack's Guinness World Record success at Pitbull, and Ash has some animal theories that really should be studied/ignored. Want to read Eve's Substack? It's here: https://evewinterscott.substack.com/p/i-used-to-listen-to-steven-bartlett Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page for an EXTRA WEEKLY EPISODE every Tuesday and enter 'The Tavern'! Not a member yet? Sign up at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com 📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ash has some chilling news to reveal regarding the humble banana, whereas Jack has some stats about the percentage of the population that know the plot to Joseph and the Technicolour Dreamcoat vs the off-side rule that really make you just stop and think about the state of the world today. There's also a HUGE revelation regarding Jack's secret podcast that feels pretty... iconic? VOTE FOR US AT THE BRITISH PODCAST AWARDS! We're nominated for the Listener's Choice Award and it's all voted for by YOU! To vote for us, just search for 'The Jack & Ash Show' here: https://www.britishpodcastawards.com/voting Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page for an EXTRA WEEKLY EPISODE every Tuesday and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com 📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ME DON'T WANT TO PLAY NO CAT AND MOUSE WITH YOUR SWEET TREATS. Jack and Ash have hankered on many topics, but the subject of sweet treats is one that turns out to provoke A LOT of strong opinions, like "Almond milk is for punks" and "Marzipan is a friend to no man". Talking of things small and delicious, Ash has been having steamy dreams about Timothée Chalamet, while Jack has finally figured out what his biggest bugbear is. Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page for an EXTRA WEEKLY EPISODE every Tuesday and enter 'The Tavern'! Not a member yet? Sign up at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com 📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jack and Ash are experiencing World Cup fever, with a particular interest in what should be worn at the pub and how to really nail the definition of the off-side rule. There's also plenty of random hankers on whether Ash should shave her head, pan flute dolls, and Jack's depressing visit to a strip club. Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page for an EXTRA WEEKLY EPISODE every Tuesday and enter 'The Tavern'! Not a member yet? Sign up at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com 📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What's worse: not knowing when to use 'there' and 'their' or constantly leaving your phone lying around expecting other people to look after it? Answer: they're both as bad as each other, and poor Jack is constantly having to deal with both of them. There's also much to hanker on regarding why people can't speak on the phone anymore, the nine-toed phenomenon, and the fact that Ash is related to one of the Suffragettes. Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page for an EXTRA WEEKLY EPISODE every Tuesday and enter 'The Tavern'! Oh... AND WE'RE PLAYING A LIVE SHOW! Come and hanker down with us at The Hackney Empire, London on Saturday, 19th of September 2026! Patreon Paid Members Ticket Pre-Sale: 10am, Tuesday, 30th of June. General Ticket Sale: 10am, Wednesday, 1st of July. Tickets will be available at: https://www.hackneyempire.co.uk/events/the-jack-ash-show-live Not a member yet? Sign up at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to…

There's much to hanker on after an amayszing time at Primavera, but it wasn't all sunshine and mii miii's... Ash had a journey home so full of moroseness that she was basically stuck in an infinite jive for 12 hours, whereas Jack found himself being blown around Barcelona like a Chocolonely wrapper in the breeze looking for somewhere to rest his beautiful head. Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page for an EXTRA WEEKLY EPISODE every Tuesday and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com 📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There's a spooky hanker in the air... Horror films, Basque Cheesecakes, Dominatrices - it doesn't bear! Jack, fresh from sampling the delights of the Dutch, has come back feeling a little strange after accidentally revisiting a nightclub that changed him for life. While Ash has found her old yearbook from school, which raises more questions than it answers. Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com 📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After last week's X Factor-shaped cliffhanger, Jack and Ash have come armed with the final part of the saga... For now... There are also big revelations to hanker on, including being a petri dish baby, being a dirty bestest friend, and what happened when Ash got robbed at a service station? Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com 📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How did Jack and Ash actually meet? It's time for the origin story of all origin stories... From nerve-wracking X Factor auditions and bootcamp blues to backstage dramas and tabloid intrigue, this is a tale of woe, plot twists, and high-waisted trousers.. Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com 📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There's so much DARKNESS in the world right now. Lying mirrors, secretive back rooms at Glastonbury, and the salacious origins of BOP-IT. Thankfully, Jack and Ash are here to spread some light and joy to fight back the shadows! 🙏🏻 Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com 📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Things take a nostalgic turn for Jack and Ash this week as they dive into their all-time favourite vending machine snacks. Plus, Baby Ash shares the slightly less sweet but iconic memory of his first brush with racism… It also turns out there’s always time for a stripper mo-mentttt at any Jack and Ash occasion. Actually, is it even a Jack and Ash mo-mentttt without one?? Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com 📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What's the best thing about fancy food? It's all about the froth and the crumb, of course! If that tantalising teaser hasn't got your taste buds going, then get ready to hanker on tabernacle vape shops, why Ash wants to study marathon runners in the lab, and why Jack has been caught out at the afters. Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com 📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jack and Ash are in their reckoning era and THANK GOD we get to hear all about it! Ash has been dealing with buxom aunties trying to dodge train fares, while Jack has been relaxing/worrying during a lymphatic drainage massage. There is also the small topic of how completely wild noughties TV was and the savagery of the Wii Fit. Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com 📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

And just like that, back on British soil! There is MUCH to discuss from Coachella, including tech billionaire after-parties, THAT Justin Bieber performance, and why everyone there was in fancy dress as a jacket potato. There are also signs of a Charli XCX and Gü Ramekin crossover, which is officially our next favourite conspiracy theory. Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page for weekly bonus episodes and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com 📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

While Jack is happy to return to the earth as a dusty mo-ment when he dies, Ashwini has a very different plan to freeze her body that, if successful, will ensure her light and joy will be preserved for future generations. There's also much to hunker on with rating desserts, poo-play at TK Maxx, and whether anyone actually enjoys Huel? Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up for free at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com 📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ash has had a psychic reading which, to be honest, has posed more questions than it’s answered. Meanwhile, Jack has had a flashback to his prom night, where his destiny was cruelly denied. Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com 📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ash has really been struggling lately. If she's not going through TK Maxx withdrawal symptoms, she's getting rinsed by the BMI machine in the gym. This in turn is having a knock-on effect on poor Jack as Ash unleashes her rage and metaphorically pulls his pants down because he didn't grow up near a TGI Fridays. Once the dust settles, they get to work deciding which supermarket is the "gayest" and of course give out a plethora of bad advice. Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com 📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What happens when you ply a teenie, tiny Ashwini with enough espresso to fill up an old maiden's shoe? Pandemonium. But it also leads to a royal hanker down on subjects such as why straight men hate star signs, queer puppets and a little-known prophet who goes by the name GÜ RAMEKIN. Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com 📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jack and Ash are joined by Jack's childhood friend and teacher Abigail to find out whether they've got what it takes to become teachers? Who will be the best at dealing with distractions? Who will deliver an exquisite sixty-second lesson? Plus, there's a very special Bestie Dictionary: School Edition to be added to and a healthy (or unhealthy) dose of competition that Jack is totally fine about. This episode is sponsored by the Department for Education and #getintoteaching GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com 📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The truth always comes out eventually... Will Jack forgive Ash for keeping secrets? There are also more shocking revelations to deal with concerning Buzzballs, haircuts and why Jack went viral after playing on a Mariah Carey themed slot machine in Vegas. Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up for free at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com 📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There's a foul spirit in the air that needs to banished, and Jack has the perfect ritual deal with it. There's also a lot to debrief on regarding Cobb salad, the majesty of Skepta and the absolute BS of the undiscovered oceans. Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up for free at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com 📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We've all been there. You're on a night out, you head to the final club of the evening and the queue is longer than a love letter to Ainsley Harriott. So you take the afters back to your house! Sure, you pick up a few stragglers on the way, but everyone knows everyone else, right?… RIGHT?! No one would have a random man in their house for seven hours that no one else knew, would they? There are mysteries aplenty here, plus why Jack HATES paella. Like, legitimately - we all got a bit scared. GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com 📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After a life-changing moment at The Moment, Jack and Ash quickly find themselves lost in Lost and have to hunker down in an old cinema. There’s also much to discuss regarding the death of cash, northern sayings, and why 2006 was infinitely better than 2016. GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com 📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We’re fresh off the "premier" red carpet and absolutely not behaving normally. Jack and Ash debrief the Wuthering Heights premiere, get distracted by Jacob Elordi’s face, and wage a passionate campaign for the frivolity of a finger sandwich. We also hear how turkeys do come in cans and the story of a phantom pooer let loose in Halifax. GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com 📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After discovering Ash’s beauty has been stolen by a foul and elusive bedevilment known as “Night Club AI”, Jack finds himself in some dark times (not that dark). Never one to shy away from the club though, Ash shares her unique outlook on how to game the system of drink-holding to allow for a world of plentiful frolicking. We also hear why babies could be the latest must-have accessory at an afters, and a moving tribute to our spiritual mother – Moira Rose x GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com 📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We’ve stepped into a fever dream. Ash wants to set up a farm in her house and become an egg dealer, while Jack is stuck in a world of whimsy and frivolity, reminiscing about The Wombles and musing over who was the fittest member of The Tweenies. There’s also time to debunk conspiracy theories regarding the pop star Pink and discuss what would be the best medieval drinking vessel. GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com 📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In a moment of feral fever, Ash has allowed the worst photo ever taken of her to be shared with the world. Meanwhile, Jack is dying to chat about Heated Rivalry and the Brooklyn Beckham saga with his bestie. Plus, there’s a big helping of bad advice to dish out to a listener who has found themselves becoming an insatiable maneater. GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com 📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There’s a Hogmanay of revelations to be revealed as Jack has brought back a head full of shame from Brazil, and someone from Ash’s past has surfaced with a fact about her that even her bestest friend didn’t know. Also up for discussion is the revival of the “oh god” meme and a good helping of chat around maritime culture. GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com 📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jack and Ash are coming to you from the gayest place on earth, where the gyms are full of the fittest people you’ve ever seen and the drinks never stop flowing! But it’s not all sunshine and smiles, as Ash comes to terms with turning 30 and Jack contemplates turning down a rave for the first time in his life. GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com 📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jack and Ash’s year is NOT off to a good start. Jack’s had a massage from hell, and Ash is in the middle of a swindler’s nightmare. But in between the disasters, there’s always time for some ghoulish chatter about fit villains, Real Housewives, and, of course, a Bestie Dictionary or two. GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com 📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feeling refreshed and fully revitalised after the Christmas break, Jack and Ash are back with a brand new game, an Eminem tribute and troubling story involving a bearded dragon. There's also time to dish out some bad advice and reveal the origins of the word 'amayzin'. GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com 📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s time for Jack and Ash to decide who’s been naughty and nice this year — and they’ve got a legitimately AMAYZIN giveaway for their favourite story. We also hear about Jack’s mad eating game he plays with his family, Ash’s Zipcar blunder, and a tale from a poor maiden involving cranberry juice that is really not in the festive spirit. GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com 📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Turns out Ash has a go-to lie when she's on a night out - and in classic Ash fashion, she's been getting it wrong. Meanwhile, Jack tries guessing Ash's age, which leads to a full-blown walkout! They eventually patch things up though to dish out some bad advice and enlighten us all on the world of furries. GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com 📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some BIG story arcs are kicking off today… The LIES of Lochmuir. The DECEIT of the Doorstop. The LOSERS of the Car Lease. You do not want to miss the epic finales to these sagas. Jack and Ash are also on hand offering their signature brand of bad advice and pondering whether we could all do with just a little more shame in our lives? GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com 📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hold on to your wigs, landlubbers — a mighty storm be brewing, and not a single fair maiden will escape unscathed! …Sorry, got a bit carried away with a bout of maritime ghoulishness. Convenient timing, though, because Jack and Ash are here with some revelations about fake showbiz news, their dream celebrity pairings to switch on Christmas lights, and the true meaning of “Hogmanay.” GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com 📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ash is back with another saga! This time it's from the depths of house renovation misery. Jack and Ash also have a report from the Wicked premiere, discuss the origins of what it means to be 'off the ofrenda' and which names are the 'gayest'. GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com 📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pop your tray tables in an upright position and strap in for a wild ride as we relive Ash's perilous journey to New York city (via a few pit stops to the lounge of course). There's also much to discuss concerning the worst desserts ever invented and the utter 'disgraaace' of Ash's fridge. GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com 📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jack is a passionate person, but we never thought his passion for Westlife and toilet paper would collide in such a spectacular way! Meanwhile, Ashwini has been travelling the countryside in search of a new gym (mainly for the showers) and has stumbled upon an untapped source of British entrepreneurship. GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com 📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.