Don't Touch It

On this episode of Don't Touch It, Caroline and Kyle are debating the things nobody really talks about in marriage... from sleeping in separate beds to the very different ways they handle being ill. Caroline shares your unconventional sleeping arrangements, and the couple read your responses to everything from separate duvets and pillow boundaries to partners banished to the spare room. Plus, they're discussing the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, whether anything has actually changed, and the pressure on women to bounce back after giving birth. Expect hot takes, questionable logic, plenty of marital bickering and the kind of conversations that will have you turning to your partner and asking, “Is it just us?” Don't miss new episodes of Don't Touch It, wherever you get your podcasts. Follow Don't Touch It Instagram: ⁠@donttouchit⁠ TikTok: ⁠@donttouchit.pod⁠ YouTube: ⁠@donttouchitpodcast

Welcome to the brand new series of Don't Touch It, the podcast where Caroline Parker and her husband Kyle get into all the things we’ve been dying to say out loud. In their first episode together, Caroline and Kyle are bringing you into their bedroom (literally) for an unfiltered catch-up on marriage, parenting and all the little things that make living with another person equal parts hilarious and horrifying. From the great debate over how often you should wash your bedsheets and whether sharing a towel with your partner is a crime against humanity, to the etiquette of paying your babysitter when date night ends early... nothing is off limits. Plus, Caroline recounts her night at a Westlife concert, Kyle questions the cultural significance of British TV, and the pair get into their latest obsession with The Traitors. Expect brutally honest opinions, questionable hygiene habits and plenty of banter. Don't miss new episodes of Don't Touch It, wherever you get your podcasts. Follow Don't Touch It Instagram:…

On this week’s episode of Don’t Touch It, I’m joined by broadcaster, DJ and Sunday Times bestselling author Ashley James 🤍 We go into detail about her new book Bimbo and the conversations it opens up around internalised misogyny and how we can unpick it in everyday life. Ashley also shares her thoughts on how the patriarchy impacts on not just women, but men too, and why these patterns show up in the way we think, behave and relate to each other. We also get into the cost of childcare questioning why its so expensive and the effect that has on families, as well as a chat about sex in long-term relationships and how that evolves over time. This is a really open, thought-provoking conversation that touches on so many important and often unspoken topics. Link to her book BIMBO - https://amzn.eu/d/09JMfQHW Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/ashleylouisejames? TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@ashleyjames? Welcome to Don’t Touch It – named after my now-infamous catchphrase (yes, the one I say every morning…

On this week’s episode I was joined by the lovely Toby and Mikey!! As a disclaimer this was filmed in April and as we all know mental health can change but this was a really open and unfiltered conversation. We talk about mental health and living with an ADHD diagnosis, including the reality of finding the right medication and how much that can affect day to day life. We get into relationships from dating an older guy, and what it was like feeling the need to pretend to be straight. Mikey also speaks about his experience with having a stroke and we finish things off with a chat on the side of being online that people don’t tend to see, like feeling lost, questioning what you’re doing, and whether any of it actually means anything. Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/tobyshome? TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@tobyshome? Welcome to Don’t Touch It – named after my now-infamous catchphrase (yes, the one I say every morning while making my sacred cup of tea on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok). I wanted to bring…

On this week’s episode, we got to chit chat with Nadia Anya, who shared her incredible IVF journey!We discussed everything from starting IVF and dealing with the emotional highs and lows, to what the process is really like behind the scenes. Nadia talked transparently about her experience, including the challenges, the waiting, and what it takes to keep moving forward. We then also talked about motherhood after IVF and how that journey can affect your experience once your baby arrives. This conversation is so important and revealing for anyone going through IVF, thinking about it, or just wanting to learn more about it. Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/nadiaanya__?TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@nadiaanya__?Welcome to Don’t Touch It – named after my now-infamous catchphrase (yes, the one I say every morning while making my sacred cup of tea on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok). I wanted to bring that cozy, connected feeling of sharing a cuppa with a good friend to life – and that’s exactly what this…

On this week’s episode we had Carla Freeman on the podcast. She is such an incredible actor! We spoke a lot about her career as well as how she became a comedy content creator and where she gets all her inspiration from. We also dived into motherhood, what it’s like having a bigger age gap between her kids and how different that experience is. And finally we ended up talking about friendships, and how important it is to have the right people around you.Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/carlaafreeman?TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@carlafreemancomedy?Welcome to Don’t Touch It – named after my now-infamous catchphrase (yes, the one I say every morning while making my sacred cup of tea on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok). I wanted to bring that cozy, connected feeling of sharing a cuppa with a good friend to life – and that’s exactly what this podcast is all about.In each episode, I sit down with my closest pals for real, unfiltered conversations. We chat about everything – not just parenting (though that…

In this episode we’re joined by Marie, a midwife and published author, to talk about everything pregnancy, birth, and the realities of becoming a parent. Nothing was off limits in this conversation as we answered the questions new and expecting mothers often want to ask but feel too embarrassed to. From pregnancy symptoms, labour, and inductions to poo during birth, HPV, abortions, and postpartum recovery, Marie shares honest insight from her experience supporting women through pregnancy and childbirth. Whether you’re pregnant, planning to have a baby, or simply curious about what really happens behind the scenes of pregnancy and birth, this episode is packed with honest advice, expert knowledge, and the answers many parents are looking for. Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/the_modern_midwife?igsh=anczbnhoZXhhN21v Welcome to Don’t Touch It – named after my now-infamous catchphrase (yes, the one I say every morning while making my sacred cup of tea on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok). I wanted to bring…

In this episode I am joined by Jo or better known as Jo's Unfiltered Life and we talk about how her life completely shifted, from living in a council house to buying her first home and everything that came with that change. We get into family dynamics, having a stay-at-home partner and the impact that’s had on their kids, as well as a very real and honest conversation about abortion. We also chat about what’s next, including her parents moving over and building a lodge in the garden for them. This one is such an open and honest chat, I hope you love it!! Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/jos_unfiltered_life? TikTok -https://www.tiktok.com/@jos_unfiltered_life? Welcome to Don’t Touch It – named after my now-infamous catchphrase (yes, the one I say every morning while making my sacred cup of tea on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok). I wanted to bring that cozy, connected feeling of sharing a cuppa with a good friend to life – and that’s exactly what this podcast is all about. In each episode, I sit down with…

This ones such a good chat with Leah Davis, from presenting on the radio to creating funny content online, and now adjusting to life as a new mum. we also got to touch on her thoughts on diversity in the industry and how to navigate it all. Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/leahhdaviss? TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@leahdaviscomedy Welcome to Don’t Touch It – named after my now-infamous catchphrase (yes, the one I say every morning while making my sacred cup of tea on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok). I wanted to bring that cozy, connected feeling of sharing a cuppa with a good friend to life – and that’s exactly what this podcast is all about. In each episode, I sit down with my closest pals for real, unfiltered conversations. We chat about everything – not just parenting (though that comes up!), but also relationships, identity, and all the things we’ve been dying to say out loud. It’s raw, honest, and feels just like hanging out with your best mates. So, grab your tea (and don’t touch mine) – let’s…

In this episode Savannah joins me and we chat about becoming a content creator, building a business as a female entrepreneur, and getting into running. We also get into relationships, becoming a step parent, and a contraversial conversation... should influencers get their weddings gifted by brands? This was such a fun episode I hope you all enjoy!! Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/savannahsachdev TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@confusedindiangirl Welcome to Don’t Touch It – named after my now-infamous catchphrase (yes, the one I say every morning while making my sacred cup of tea on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok). I wanted to bring that cozy, connected feeling of sharing a cuppa with a good friend to life – and that’s exactly what this podcast is all about. In each episode, I sit down with my closest pals for real, unfiltered conversations. We chat about everything – not just parenting (though that comes up!), but also relationships, identity, and all the things we’ve been dying to say out loud. It’s…

In this episode, Kyle (my husband ❤️) joins me and we dive into some of the most controversial parenting topics… from spanking your children, to whether sleepovers should actually be allowed and some quick fire questions that we all want answers to! We share our honest opinions, different perspectives, and get into the conversations that parents don’t always agree on…. Instagram - @daddysflippinhouse Welcome to Don’t Touch It – named after my now-infamous catchphrase (yes, the one I say every morning while making my sacred cup of tea on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok). I wanted to bring that cozy, connected feeling of sharing a cuppa with a good friend to life – and that’s exactly what this podcast is all about. In each episode, I sit down with my closest pals for real, unfiltered conversations. We chat about everything – not just parenting (though that comes up!), but also relationships, identity, and all the things we’ve been dying to say out loud. It’s raw, honest, and feels just like hanging out with…

In this episode, we spilled the tea on everything you need to grow on social media, we talked about how you actually grow, what’s worked for us, what hasn’t, and the things no one really explains when you start posting. we even got to answer your most asked questions!! Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/maisie_crompton TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@maisie_crompton Welcome to Don’t Touch It – named after my now-infamous catchphrase (yes, the one I say every morning while making my sacred cup of tea on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok). I wanted to bring that cozy, connected feeling of sharing a cuppa with a good friend to life – and that’s exactly what this podcast is all about. In each episode, I sit down with my closest pals for real, unfiltered conversations. We chat about everything – not just parenting (though that comes up!), but also relationships, identity, and all the things we’ve been dying to say out loud. It’s raw, honest, and feels just like hanging out with your best mates. So, grab your tea…

This week on Don’t Touch It, I’m joined by Rob a man of many talents (and honestly, many lives). From working with Twitter to running his own gardening store, his career path has been anything but straightforward. We chat about unconventional job journeys and some very questionable living situations... including a ghost in his house and Mormons who stole his coffee and alcohol Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/robdoingrob TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@robdoingrob Welcome to Don’t Touch It – named after my now-infamous catchphrase (yes, the one I say every morning while making my sacred cup of tea on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok). I wanted to bring that cozy, connected feeling of sharing a cuppa with a good friend to life – and that’s exactly what this podcast is all about. In each episode, I sit down with my closest pals for real, unfiltered conversations. We chat about everything – not just parenting (though that comes up!), but also relationships, identity, and all the things we’ve been dying to…

This week on Don’t Touch It, I’m joined by The Asquiths as they step into a completely new chapter. We dive into what this phase of life actually feels like right now, the moment it properly sank in that they’re becoming parents, and the emotional shifts that come with it. There’s chat about starting their own family traditions, the kind of mum and dad they hope to be… and of course Fred’s slightly concerning witch-level ability to predict things. I hope you enjoy is as much as i enjoyed chatting to them. Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/fredasquith https://www.instagram.com/darlingasquith TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@fredasquith https://www.tiktok.com/@darlingasquith Welcome to Don’t Touch It – named after my now-infamous catchphrase (yes, the one I say every morning while making my sacred cup of tea on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok). I wanted to bring that cozy, connected feeling of sharing a cuppa with a good friend to life – and that’s exactly what this podcast is all about. In each episode, I…

I'm so excited for you to listen to this weeks episode, I could not stop laughing. I got to sit down with Andrea Valls and spoke everything from getting hired on Waffle the Wonder Dog, to being cut from Bridgerton, and sharing some unexpected dating stories. Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/drea_valls/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@andrea_valls?_r=1&_t=ZN-93pYzJSpSdP Welcome to Don’t Touch It – named after my now-infamous catchphrase (yes, the one I say every morning while making my sacred cup of tea on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok). I wanted to bring that cozy, connected feeling of sharing a cuppa with a good friend to life – and that’s exactly what this podcast is all about. In each episode, I sit down with my closest pals for real, unfiltered conversations. We chat about everything – not just parenting (though that comes up!), but also relationships, identity, and all the things we’ve been dying to say out loud. It’s raw, honest, and feels just like hanging out with your best mates. So, grab…

I got to sit down with the amazing Imogen Horton and this episode really went all over the place, in the best kind of way. We talk everything from stay-at-home dads, pregnancy, and yes… haemorrhoids. It’s one of those conversations where no topic is off-limits. Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/imogenhorton/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@imogenhorton?_r=1&_t=ZN-93donKU3uRa Welcome to Don’t Touch It – named after my now-infamous catchphrase (yes, the one I say every morning while making my sacred cup of tea on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok). I wanted to bring that cozy, connected feeling of sharing a cuppa with a good friend to life – and that’s exactly what this podcast is all about. In each episode, I sit down with my closest pals for real, unfiltered conversations. We chat about everything – not just parenting (though that comes up!), but also relationships, identity, and all the things we’ve been dying to say out loud. It’s raw, honest, and feels just like hanging out with your best mates. So,…

Kyle is here for the Season 1 finale of Don’t Touch It!! the guest you’ve all been asking for. We talk marriage, disagreements, parenting and debate USA or UK. All the things we definitely don’t always agree on 😂 It’s honest, funny and very real, hope you love it ❤️ Instagram - @daddysflippinhouse Welcome to Don’t Touch It – named after my now-infamous catchphrase (yes, the one I say every morning while making my sacred cup of tea on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok). I wanted to bring that cozy, connected feeling of sharing a cuppa with a good friend to life – and that’s exactly what this podcast is all about. In each episode, I sit down with my closest pals for real, unfiltered conversations. We chat about everything – not just parenting (though that comes up!), but also relationships, identity, and all the things we’ve been dying to say out loud. It’s raw, honest, and feels just like hanging out with your best mates. So, grab your tea (and don’t touch mine) – let’s talk.…

⚠️ Heads-up - this episode includes some tough chat around child abuse. This week, I sat down with the gorgeous Katie Moudallal, who documents her life online as both a girl mum and Muslim revert, bringing a new point of view to her socials. TikTok - / katieandariam Instagram - / katieariam Welcome to Don’t Touch It – named after my now-infamous catchphrase (yes, the one I say every morning while making my sacred cup of tea on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok). I wanted to bring that cozy, connected feeling of sharing a cuppa with a good friend to life – and that’s exactly what this podcast is all about.In each episode, I sit down with my closest pals for real, unfiltered conversations. We chat about everything – not just parenting (though that comes up!), but also relationships, identity, and all the things we’ve been dying to say out loud. It’s raw, honest, and feels just like hanging out with your best mates.So, grab your tea (and don’t touch mine) – let’s talk.

This week, I sat down with the amazing Courntey Mae Briggs, known for her role in the movie 'Wicked', starring in hit musicals such as 'Hamilton' and being a wonderful mother to her daughter Minnie. TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@courtneymaebriggs Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/courtneymae_briggs/ Welcome to Don’t Touch It – named after my now-infamous catchphrase (yes, the one I say every morning while making my sacred cup of tea on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok). I wanted to bring that cozy, connected feeling of sharing a cuppa with a good friend to life – and that’s exactly what this podcast is all about. In each episode, I sit down with my closest pals for real, unfiltered conversations. We chat about everything – not just parenting (though that comes up!), but also relationships, identity, and all the things we’ve been dying to say out loud. It’s raw, honest, and feels just like hanging out with your best mates. So, grab your tea (and don’t touch mine) – let’s talk.…

This week, I sat down with my close friend Maisie Crompton, founder of TotesForYou and mum to Elsie, to discuss everything from motherhood to navigating being a woman in business. TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@maisie_crompton Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/maisie_crompton/ Welcome to Don’t Touch It – named after my now-infamous catchphrase (yes, the one I say every morning while making my sacred cup of tea on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok). I wanted to bring that cozy, connected feeling of sharing a cuppa with a good friend to life – and that’s exactly what this podcast is all about. In each episode, I sit down with my closest pals for real, unfiltered conversations. We chat about everything – not just parenting (though that comes up!), but also relationships, identity, and all the things we’ve been dying to say out loud. It’s raw, honest, and feels just like hanging out with your best mates. So, grab your tea (and don’t touch mine) – let’s talk. https://www.instagram.com/donttouchitpod/…

My guest this week is the wonderful Emily Miller! TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@emilyfayemiller Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/emilyfayemiller/ We talk everything from our pregnancy’s, we see her stunning house, she teaches me how she likes her tea, and most importantly we talk about all those taboo subjects that we just don’t want to touch! Welcome to Don’t Touch It – named after my now-infamous catchphrase (yes, the one I say every morning while making my sacred cup of tea on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok). I wanted to bring that cozy, connected feeling of sharing a cuppa with a good friend to life – and that’s exactly what this podcast is all about. In each episode, I sit down with my closest pals for real, unfiltered conversations. We chat about everything – not just parenting (though that comes up!), but also relationships, identity, and all the things we’ve been dying to say out loud. It’s raw, honest, and feels just like hanging out with your best mates. So, grab your tea (and don’t touch…

My guests this week are the wonderful Stuart and Francis! TikTok - / stuartandfrancis Instagram - / stueyarmfield and francishaugen Link to their live show - / https://www.ucl.ac.uk/bloomsbury-theatre/events/2025/oct/stuart-and-francis-show-live?fbclid=PAQ0xDSwLeJE5leHRuA2FlbQIxMQABp7Xi0IFDXnnyz1lz4lD7xaHNiA5_-oala3rs1gEsqP_iispYUOYBBs-4Ri04_aem_NkQ4Z1kGRjhtztLr-Yqfhw We talk everything from surrogacy as a couple, being a ‘naked household’, and most importantly we talk about all those taboo subjects that we just don’t want to touch! Welcome to Don’t Touch It - named after my now-infamous catchphrase (yes, the one I say every morning while making my sacred cup of tea on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok). I wanted to bring that cozy, connected feeling of sharing a cuppa with a good friend to life – and that’s exactly what this podcast is all about. In each episode, I sit down with my closest pals for real, unfiltered conversations. We chat about everything - not just parenting (though that comes up!), but also…

My guest this week is the gorgeous Olivia Hammond @olivia_hammond We talk everything from moving house to men having hobbies, we see her stunning house and hear all about her renovation, and most importantly we talk about all those taboo subjects that we just don’t want to touch! Welcome to Don’t Touch It – named after my now-infamous catchphrase (yes, the one I say every morning while making my sacred cup of tea on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok). I wanted to bring that cozy, connected feeling of sharing a cuppa with a good friend to life – and that’s exactly what this podcast is all about. In each episode, I sit down with my closest pals for real, unfiltered conversations. We chat about everything – not just parenting (though that comes up!), but also relationships, identity, and all the things we’ve been dying to say out loud. It’s raw, honest, and feels just like hanging out with your best mates.So, grab your tea (and don’t touch mine) – let’s talk.