Episode's summary
In today's Live, Laugh, Luke there's an update from Auntie Donna who had a reading with friend of the podcast David the Medium. Jan went out for a meal with terrible service, but did she complain?! Luke went to see Anastacia, and wants to know; if you’ve booked a seat at a gig, is it unfair to stand up? A HORRIBLE game of Would You Rather ensues - buried alive or wake up during cremation? GRIM. And Jan has taken a photo of her boiled ham. You'll have to listen to figure out the rest :( (sorry in advance Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
In today's Live, Laugh, Luke there's an update from Auntie Donna who had a reading with friend of the podcast David the Medium. Jan went out for a meal with terrible service, but did she complain?! Luke went to see Anastacia, and wants to know; if you’ve booked a seat at a gig, is it unfair to stand up? A HORRIBLE game of Would You Rather ensues - buried alive or wake up during cremation? GRIM. And Jan has taken a photo of her boiled ham. You'll have to listen to figure out the rest :( (sorry in advance Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Boiled Ham. (That’s it, that’s the title…)
ListenedIn today's Live, Laugh, Luke there's an update from Auntie Donna who had a reading with friend of the podcast David the Medium. Jan went out for a meal with terrible service, but did she complain?! Luke went to see Anastacia, and wants to know; if you’ve booked a seat at a gig, is it unfair to stand up? A HORRIBLE game of Would You Rather ensues - buried alive or wake up during cremation? GRIM. And Jan has taken a photo of her boiled ham. You'll have to listen to figure out the rest :( (sorry in advance Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
“I Don’t Mind B*ll*cks!”
ListenedOn Just, Jest, Jan this week, Luke and Jan are asking all of the big important questions: are dogs better than humans? And if you’re in a relationship, how often should you be going on a date night? And what kind of dates are people going on? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Katy B on Tequila, Crabs & Why Luke Should Tour With Her
ListenedToday’s guest is the gorgeous Katy B! And she’s not just an incredible singer (she sang Avril Lavigne on her audition for BRIT school - girl has got RANGE!) but she’s also the ultimate party girl scientist with straight up tequila facts! Luke and Katy chat about why ‘Young Hearts Run Free’ is actually the most depressing song ever, why having crabs might actually be a win, and why Katy hates Lime bikes. Plus we begin the campaign to get Luke in as Katy’s support on her upcoming tour…. we’ll follow up with the gov.uk petition shortly xox Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Breast Cancer Awareness Month - Let’s Wear It Pink for Breast Cancer Now!
ListenedOn this week’s Just, Jest, Jan, Jan and Luke are talking about Breast Cancer Awareness Month. If you listen to the podcast regularly, you’ll know that wonderful Jan has been through treatment for Breast Cancer this year, so this podcast talks more about Jan’s experiences. To find out more about how you can change lives for people with Breast Cancer, head to: https://breastcancernow.org/wear-it-pink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
A Birthday, A Ouija Board & A Set of New Teeth
ListenedJan went on holiday, slipped into the splits, dropped 2 x coffees and read a book. That’s it. That’s the podcast. Meanwhile Luke and his pal Dazz spent the night in a haunted prison, ordered vodka on a delivery app and played with a ouija board, and used the Colonel’s secret recipe of herbs and spices to protect them from ghosts. Oh, and Luke’s got some new teeth! And in niche Hamnett news Luke had nits loads (as a kid - we hope!), and accurately Jan describes what a douche is! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Do You Like a Semi? No.. In Between
ListenedJan and Luke debrief after the episode with human ray of sunshine Gaby Roslin. Plus there’s some headline-worthy discussion on duck down or feather from a duck; what kind of pillow do you like? And could you go to a concert on your own? What other places would you go to alone? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Gaby Roslin talks Big Breakfast, BBC & Bonkers Party Tricks!
ListenedGet ready for an episode with sunshine in human form, it’s Gaby Roslin! We begin by discussing the Connect 4 man on Avanti trains - do you know him?! Gaby talks about her love of live telly and radio, how she wrote to BBC bosses to give her a job, and the rest is history! From The Big Breakfast, to BBC Radio and now Magic Radio, and The Joy of Pets - Gaby has done SO much and is a certified TV legend. Who can also put her whole fist in her mouth! Plus she tells Luke why she’d never do Strictly, I’m a Celeb, or Traitors… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Would a Murderer Wear Louis Vuitton?
ListenedOn this week’s Just, Jest, Jan, Jan is talking about her lazy thinking diagnosis… They also chat about being in court; what *does* a murderer look like? And how do you get selected to be part of a jury? And they talk about hanging out with your teenage kids when you feel like they aren’t interested. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Excuse Me, There’s No Lumps in This Mash!
ListenedStrap in because this is one of the most ADHD coded episodes you have ever seen or heard… We travel from getting out of the sea bum first, to Jan getting bench pressed by a 6ft6 hunk in Magaluf. We’re cutting locks with breadknives and putting our feet up on the fancy bag stools in restaurants. CHAOS! And important travel question: have you ever been to bitch mountain? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
You Have To Scrub the Gusset!
ListenedJan is speechless after the episode with Anastacia… she is a BIG fan! And Luke once went on holiday and only took one pair of pants - but don’t worry the Hamnett’s have got tekkers to wash your socks and undies on holidays. Oh, there’s a real drama happening… Jan can’t get her new mascara off! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
It’s Anastacia, B*tches!
ListenedToday’s guest is the ICONIC Anastacia! She tells us all about being hairless, how she never warms up before a show, and how Pavarotti doesn’t feature on her new album… because he’s dead. Luke is *quite* insistent that he’ll be the warm up at Wembley, and Anastacia has some great advice on what to do when you forget the words… and it has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with the very secret third verse that nobody has ever heard. And also, there’s a special treat on this ep for viewers, Anastacia’s dog Broady, who is the spit of Gail Platt (we’re not joking) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
F About and Find Out!
ListenedOn Just, Jest, Jan this week we’re talking pride, Harry and Meghan and noisy neighbours. Jan missed out on Pride this year - she’s hoping for an invite in 2027 *hint* And she reckons that Princess Diana would have worked out the rift between Harry and William! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Luke’s Found Jan’s Sexy Lingerie!
ListenedJan is back for a catch up and this week it’s been a BIG week for anniversaries! It’s Jan and Dave’s 37th wedding anniversary, and Jan bought some sexy lingerie for a saucy night in! Meanwhile Luke and his partner with no name celebrated 10 years together - but did Jan get them a card? No, she did not, but she HAS been buying something… CHRISTMAS PRESENTS(!) And Luke has been at Manchester Pride doing cartwheels in the club with his unhinged pals. So, just a normal weekend then! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Can You Remember Your First Pube?
ListenedLuke & Jan sing Don’t Cha - with some slighty alternative lyrics… And in breaking news - Jan can’t do the splits. Plus, there’s pissy knickers on the log flume and why peeing in the shower is good for the environment. Oh, and Luke was 16 before he got pubes. You’re welcome. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Pussycat Dolls Are Back… And Kimberly Wyatt Has All The Gossip!
ListenedToday’s guest on LLL is the gorgeous and brilliant Kimberly Wyatt! Luke and Kimberly get into all things PCD, from their recent reunion and how that’s brought so much acceptance for Kimberly, to some of their most iconic performances over the years. Plus, she gives Luke the lowdown on AMA’s gossip, what we can expect to see on the PCD tour, and her residency test that included important questions about Wallace & Gromit(!) And of course, there’s a story about the time she gave the stripper on her hen do tips on how to dance better….! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Can I Borrow A Cup Of Sugar?
ListenedJan and Luke discuss first dates: in particular Jan’s first date with Dave, which wasn’t really a date but she absolutely finessed borrowing a cup of sugar. And in today’s dilemmas: would you return something you’d already worn? Plus - if you are the person who wants to get married, should you be the one to propose?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Let’s Get The Chodes Out!
ListenedIt is a hugely incredible week for the Hamnett’s because Jan has rang to bell to signal the end of her cancer treatment! The BEST news! There have been weekends away with the girls, a weekend in Amsterdam; where there’s a LOT to unpack. Plus Jan gets into the detail of changing a type: getting under the shaft, taking nuts off, jacking up, screwing it on. It’s HARD work. There’s a nightmare word game, some bad news about Santa (who’s in a coma, btw) and Luke reminisces about the time he was an Avon mule at school for Jan. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
A Hamnett TED Talk
ListenedJan and Luke debrief on last week’s episode with Dani Dyer, and get into some Strictly chat - will the Hamnett’s be getting their dancing shoes on? They also ask: how far would you go to get out of going to work? Would you fake a death? Plus Jan chats about staying positive through tough times - we can all take a leaf out of Jan’s book! P.S BIG NEWS! We’re up for a British Podcast Award - woo! Would love it if you could vote for the pod, and we will Live, Laugh, Luke you forever. Just head to https://open.spotify.com/playlist/37i9dQZF1DX74ZgzrlyH29?si=afd8c326a9d849e5 where you can cast your vote (or all three of them, if you *really* love us!) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Dani Dyer Spills on the Wedding, the Offside Rule, and Her Strictly Comeback!
ListenedToday’s guest is the one and only, total BABE, and our upcoming Strictly fav - Dani Dyer! Dani tells Luke all about turning 30, throwing a party and why Dr Beckmann and Ms Rachel are the real MVP's in her house with 3 kids. In a rogue and unexplained turn of events, Luke explains the offside rule to Dani, while she fesses up to breaking her parent’s CCTV as a rebel teenager. Speaking of which, they discuss the Danny Dyer lookalike competition, and how Dani devastated a delivery driver who thought he was going to meet her dad. Plus, Dani and Luke remind us all that it’s okay to sh*t yourself, and there’s a real nostalgia moment for the road safety hedgehog… obvs. Oh, and in another bombshell turn of events, Dani’s name used to be Charlotte….! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Can You Come Fix My Plughole?!
ListenedIn Just, Jest, Jan this week there are more fails, including lost luggage and stolen underwear (devo…!) And why is it that your case is always heavier on the way home?! Plus they discuss getting over friendly with your neighbours and drifting away from friends. P.S BIG NEWS! We’re up for a British Podcast Award - woo! Would love it if you could vote for the pod, and we will Live, Laugh, Luke you forever. Just head to https://open.spotify.com/playlist/37i9dQZF1DX74ZgzrlyH29?si=afd8c326a9d849e5 where you can cast your vote (or all three of them, if you *really* love us!) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
What’s An Inch Between Friends?!
ListenedThis week, Jan is reporting back from mid-way through her radiotherapy therapy, and is so committed to the podcast, she’s travelled to London straight after her treatment! What an icon! Meanwhile, Luke has an update on his fraud situation, and forget Count Binface because there are *actual* bin politics at home. Jan’s had an eventful week, being bezzies with Colleen Rooney at her Primark launch, and she headed off dogging with Dave. And she’s had a clear out at home, and has found the receipt for the infamous fan of melon wedding breakfast! Plus, they chat nosey neighbours, holiday horrors and what kind of poo would you hate most in a swimming pool. You’re welcome x P.S BIG NEWS! We’re up for a British Podcast Award - woo! Would love it if you could vote for the pod, and we will Live, Laugh, Luke you forever. Just head to https://open.spotify.com/playlist/37i9dQZF1DX74ZgzrlyH29?si=afd8c326a9d849e5 where you can cast your vote (or all three of them, if you *really* love us!) Hosted on Acast. See…
Live and Let…. Luke?!
ListenedJan and Luke debrief on Danny Miller’s big awkward walkout in the last episode (if you haven’t watched or listened to it… go back an ep, you won’t regret it!) Plus Jan contemplates if she would ever go on a TV show, and not to sound like a threat, but look out Loose Women! Plus they get into it about being friendly with neighbours, and age-gap relationships! P.S BIG NEWS! We’re up for a British Podcast Award - woo! Would love it if you could vote for the pod, and we will Live, Laugh, Luke you forever. Just head to https://open.spotify.com/playlist/37i9dQZF1DX74ZgzrlyH29?si=afd8c326a9d849e5 where you can cast your vote (or all three of them, if you *really* love us!) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Luke & Danny Miller, Sitting in a Tree... Oh yeah, Brooke Vincent's Here Too!
ListenedWelcome to the couples therapy couch with Brooke and Danny - oh, no wait - it’s actually Live, Laugh, Luke. After a bit of an awks start, Brooke and Danny rejoin Luke on the podcast, to catch up everything they’ve been up to, from a new job for Brooke, a fitness journey for Danny, and as the hosts of their podcast You Don’t Know You’re Born. Back in Corriedale - RobRon are back on (Robert & Aaron) - but has Danny changed character?! Brooke isn’t sure… WHO IS IN WHICH SOAP?! NOBODY KNOWS Oh and apparently, nobody can say STRATEGIC! And Brooke and Danny chat about the jobs they didn’t get… Anyway, we better go, because Brooke is short of time - don’t know if she mentioned? Oh - P.S. BIG NEWS! We’re up for a British Podcast Award - woo! Would love it if you could vote for the pod, and we will Live, Laugh, Luke you forever. Just head to https://open.spotify.com/playlist/37i9dQZF1DX74ZgzrlyH29?si=afd8c326a9d849e5 where you can cast your vote (or all three of them, if you *really* love us!) Learn more about your…
Jan the Baby Making Machine
ListenedThis week on Just, Jest, Jan, Luke and Jan revisit the conversation of inappropriate questions of when you're going to get married and have a baby, and things were very different in Jan's day! And they answer your questions and conundrums on announcing farts and cheating partners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Luke Got Scammed, and Jan Fell Over.... or Should We Say "Had a Fall"!
ListenedHunniest of all huns Janet Hamnett is back on the pod, and she's been away on a Northern Soul weekender, although some questionable dancing might have been had with the two odd shoes she took with her! Luke's washing machine is broken; complaints are being made to the laundry department, but that might be the least of his worries as this week he got SCAMMED! There's been a trip to the F1, an in-depth discussion about the price of electric charge points (spoiler: they aren't free), and the big life question: what *is* the perfect roast dinner?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Luke Hamnett: “It’s Hard Being a Woman!”
ListenedWelcome back to Just, Jest, Jan, where this week Jan debriefs on the Professor Green episode, and we all eagerly wait for her to perform a rap. Plus there are stalkers at the shop, and Jan and Luke discuss menopausal brain fog - don’t tell us that we don’t cover it all! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Professor Green? Professor Daddy? Professor Grow? Or just Stevie…
ListenedToday on the podcast, Luke is welcoming Professor Green aka Stephen Manderson - but you can’t call him Stevie… or can you?! Stephen talks about his early life, from reading books with his great grandma to his first music performances. They compare ADHD notes and talk about therapy - and why it’s so important Luke performs a rap to lift the mood - but will he be opening for Pro Green on tour? Spoiler alert: no. And Luke gets the goss on Stephen’s time on Celebs Go Dating, the upcoming tour, new music and a new album! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
You Can’t Have Sex with Patrick Swayze - He’s Dead.
ListenedOn Just, Jest, Jan - Luke and Jan get into the conversation about Page 3 girls, Dear Deidre, and George & Lynne the nudey cartoon that used to be in the papers. And, the age old question: is thinking about other people during sex counted as cheating? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Results, Risky Naked Positions and Restricted Views
ListenedSo we all rinsed Jan for milking the recovery, but it turns out that she’s actually overdone it and now she’s really NOT allowed to do anything! She did go to see Take That though, and spoiler alert, she dropped a lot of cash for a restricted view :( Luke and Jan get into how annoying it is when your appointments get cancelled after a Luke had to suffer the injustice of the hairdresser closing with no notice! And the horrors persist for Luke this week, when he walked in on his mother legs akimbo to the ceiling fan. Don’t ask - it was hot!! Jan has eaten a worm, but never baked one before, and had you ever thought about washing your bum by doing a handstand in the shower?! Nope, us neither… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Don’t Go Behind Cinderella’s Castle…!
ListenedHAPPY BIRTHDAY LLL! After the episode with the amazing Philippa Dunne, Luke and Jan chat about some of the best things they’ve been watching on telly! After watching the new Russell T Davies thriller Tip Toe, Luke thinks it should be shown in schools! And you lot have not disappointed with your confessions this week with someone getting up to all sorts in a theme park. Plus there’s pregnancy advice from Jan - she was blooming the first time she was pregnant but sick as a dog with Luke(!) proving that he was causing trouble since before he was born! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Philippa Dunne Dunne Dunnnnnnnne!
ListenedLuke is joined by the incredible BAFTA nominated Amandaland and Motherland star Philippa Dunne, who plays long suffering friend of Amanda, Anne. She talks about how she got into TV because it looked like massive craic, and she and Luke compare notes on how going to the BAFTAs is a LOT of clapping. Plus, horror movie fanatic Philippa is put to the test on her fav films, although DO NOT come near her if you are a waxwork, statue or mannequin. Hard NO. And Luke’s joke about repeating answers in French completely backfires when Philippa responds in perfect French and reveals that her mum was a French teacher(!) C'est gênant ! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Don’t Be A Fool, Wrap Your Tool!
ListenedAfter the episode with Maisie Adam, Luke has one thing on his mind: how well would he do on Last One Laughing?! We’re not saying he can fart on command or anything but…. he *can* fart on command. Plus Luke and Jan get into it following a confession about service station antics - how far would you go for a free ride?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Maisie Adam, Her Poppadom PTSD and The Mystery Marketplace Troll
ListenedThe incredible Maisie Adam is today’s guest on Live, Laugh, Luke! Maisie chats about Soccer Aid, and her social campaign got people to know that it is actually a different event to the World Cup. She also talks about weird covid gigs in car parks, gigs so quiet you could hear a poppadom snapping and how she’s had to add another 25 dates to her already massive Whatsherface tour! Plus, Luke has a go at telling some “jokes” and gets absolutely roasted by Maisie. Oh, and if you’re Maisie’s auntie - we’re sorry about laughing about your furniture on FB marketplace(!) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Drop The Names!!
ListenedIt’s been SO hot, and Luke and Jan are talking about everyone’s summer nemesis: hayfever! But why do we have to get the jab from the botox lady and not the pharmacy?! They chat about going to Coco Bongo’s in Mexico, and swimming with dolphins (or not!) And there's retirement home antics(!) Oh, and don’t forget to drop the names xoxo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
SHAMONE! Prostate Tests and Stolen Fish…
ListenedWelcome back to Live, Laugh, Luke where Jan is in recovery post surgery and is under strict instruction to do nothing - no hoovering or driving, so she’s absolutely milking it! In more medical updates, Jan tells us about her prostate test (no, we didn’t think she had a prostate either!), and a sh*t on a stick that she did for her bowel test. And back at the Hamnett house, Dave’s had his fish nicked by a heroin user/heron. We’ll let you work that one out. SHAMONE! There’s a game of guess the lyric, and should you be asking your partner permission for things? Let us know what you think in the comments… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Just, Jest, Jan - Would You Travel 4 Hours For Sex?!
ListenedOk, we’re sticking with Just, Jest, Jan! This week on JJJ, Jan and Luke talk about letting your guard down after Luke was bullied at school. And would you travel 4 hours for a shag?! It’s maybe a weird thing for a lot of people to be discussing with their own mother, but not round here! And Jan gives her advice to a struggling mum. ----- Live, Laugh, Luke Podcast Sponsorship enquires - Email: Emma@elryagency.co.uk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Charley Webb: ADHD, Coping with Grief, and Co-Parenting
ListenedThis week’s guest is the incredible Charley Webb, who you might know as the iconic Debbie Dingle from Emmerdale! She looks back on her incredible 19 years in the soap, and tells Luke about nudity on screen and giving birth in a barn. She and Luke compare notes on ADHD, from being overstimulated to forgetting to feed your kids(!) Charley talks about how she can sometimes come off as cold when people first meet her, cue watching Luke self-diagnosing himself with autism in real time… Charley gets real about co-parenting and they get deep and talk about alzheimers, and coping with grief after Charley sadly lost her mum earlier this year. Oh, and there’s also zero sympathy for a listener who confesses about leaving all of their possessions behind in London and having to book a hotel :( ----- Live, Laugh, Luke Podcast Sponsorship enquires - Email: Emma@elryagency.co.uk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Live, Laugh, Jan [IT IS STILL A WORKING TITLE]
ListenedWelcome back to another episode of… actually we don’t even know what it’s called at this point. Anyway, this week Jan tells us how much she loves Adam Peatty as we head towards the podcasts’s first birthday! And what do snitches get? Well DI Don will tell you(!) Plus Jan gives some very valuable advice to a listener about the menopause. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1 Surgery, 2 Mishaps in New York, and 3 Sugababes Performing in the Sky!
ListenedLuke’s been to NYC for 48 hours to hang out with the Sugababes at 38,000 feet where the wifi is 10/10 and he made Australian news. Jan flew first class once, she drank 11 proseccos, fell asleep and woke up in Mexico….! Meanwhile Luke had a wild night out in New York, which was almost scuppered when he trusted a fart that he shouldn’t have. But he made it to a gay bar and got to see more than he bargained for. You’re welcome in advance for Luke explaining to Jan what ‘getting eiffel towered’ means ;) Most importantly though, Jan has had surgery and brings an update about her health… and her gag reflex. AND there’s a game based around movies - is the answer Snow White or Brokeback Mountain? Who knows - but they are close(!) Oh, and Jan talks about a dick wall. Nope, we don’t know either. ENJOY! ----- Live, Laugh, Luke Podcast Sponsorship enquires - Email: Emma@elryagency.co.uk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
When Luke Came Out to Nan (Again, and Again, and Again)
ListenedLuke and Jan debrief after their incredibly accurate reading with David the Medium, where he shared details about Luke’s beloved Nan that only the family knew about. What an amazing experience! And of course, it’s episode 2 of Just, Jest, Jan, and it wouldn’t be right without your highbrow confessions and dilemmas; CAN the Dr tell if you’ve just had anal?! Plus Luke shares the heartfelt way he came out to his Nan. See you on Thursday! x Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Past, Present and Future, with a Live Reading from David the Medium!
ListenedStrap in for this one, as Luke and Jan are joined by the incredible David the Medium, in the middle of his sold out UK tour. David can often tell you if your partner is cheating, he’s correctly told a man he had a brain tumour, and he predicted Covid 6 months before it happened….(!) David gives Jan and Luke an amazing reading - this is an episode not to be missed…! He also tells us why you should NEVER go near an ouija board, about doing readings for people on the dance floor, and how animals communicate in English - every day’s a school day, hey?! David’s sassy cat tells him to go to the gym, but Luke shares a story from a different medium who came through with a heartfelt and meaningful message from his dog… Plus, he predicts we’ll be doing the podcast live at Glastonbury in 2027 (pretty please Michael Eavis TYSM xxx) David gets fully involved in this week’s confessions and asks life’s important questions: what IS a gilet?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on…
Welcome to Just, Jest, Jan! [WORKING TITLE]
ListenedYes, you read that right, it’s Jan’s turn to take to the mic for her very own bonus episodes of the podcast! Each week she will tell us all what she really thinks of the podcast guests, while reacting to your confessions and solving your problems - she’s everyone’s new favourite agony aunt! Oh, and don’t worry Luke fans, he is still here too! (For contractual and legal reasons we couldn’t get rid) Anyway, we’re working on the title, but for now please enjoy an extra dose of Luke and Jan every single week! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Men's Mental Health, Marathons and a Million Reasons to Stay with Ben West
ListenedToday’s guest is the incredible mental health campaigner and London Marathon legend, Ben West. A little heads up from us that this episode includes discussion around mental health and suicide. Ben tells Luke about how losing his 15 year old brother when he took his own life, became the catalyst for his campaign work around mental health, giving what he describes as a joyful end to a horribly tragic story. He talks about Reasons To Stay - a website where anyone can write a letter to someone considering suicide - that has become an invaluable resource for so many people. But it’s not come without its challenges! Alongside bereavement, Ben has handled early setbacks at Downing Street, and falling over at Mile 2 of the marathon :( Luke and Ben compare notes after going viral online; Ben deletes Instagram when it all gets a bit much and Channing Tatum and Jennifer Aniston are in the DMs after he cried to 60 million people, meanwhile Luke’s first thought is that he might look ugly. Plus - Ben tells Luke why you…
Rollercoasters, Rants & Rogue Farts!
ListenedIt’s a lovely catch up for Jan and Luke this week - and hasn’t Jan been busy?! This week, she has done a horrible fart in a lift, been to the dentist, and ridden all of the rollercoasters at Alton Towers… although she maybe could have done with taking some spare pants with her(!) Luke has a rant about the trains, and has a thoughtful and insightful voice note from a women’s health coach with some brilliant advice about ADHD management. And question: do we need to make IBS lanyards a thing?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Keisha Buchanan Spills on Kidnapping and Getting Kicked Out of Sugababes!
ListenedSound the alarm because on this episode of LLL, Luke is joined in the studio by an ACTUAL Sugaababe - it’s Keisha Buchanan! She tells Luke the harrowing story of when she was kidnapped as a child, and Luke experienced something similar when he got stuck in a lift in Tenerife. She also talks about being in school while working full time with the band, the various lineups on the Sugababes, getting kicked out and then the fight to get the name back for the original line up with Siobhan and Mutya. Plus Keisha gives us all some very important insight to what happens when you need a wee onstage, and answers very important questions like: What would you do if you were locked out the house and needed a poo? Would you wipe your bum with a cereal box out of the recycling, or drag your bum across the lawn like a dog? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Results Day for Jan, The Devil Wears Prada 2 Premiere, and Luke’s an M&S Ambassador!
ListenedThis week, Luke and Jan donned their glad rags and hit the red carpet for the premiere of The Devil Wears Prada 2! Rubbing shoulders with the stars… Anne Hathaway, Emily Blunt, Stanley Tucci and… Richard Arnold off of morning telly! Luke has become an M&S Ambassador, and Jan’s not messing about, she’s absolutely READY to go to town on that discount! Jan has also had her results back from her breast screening appointment, and they talk through the update and what it means going forward. And of course, there are some spicy confessions - is it a kiss pink or a p*ss kink?! Either way, Jan delves into some of her own kinks, Luke’s nan once peed into her own hands (we won’t ask more questions on that) and also what the neighbours get up to behind the closed doors of their bedrooms… or should we say living rooms?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Live, Laugh, Lesbian... with Harriet Rose
ListenedLuke is joined by all round babe presenter Harriet Rose for this episode of Live, Laugh, LUKE (it’s still called that, honest) She tells Luke about her Goldsmiths degree in Lesbianism, and why she thinks her bestie Jade Thirwall is a terrible presenter(!!) They talk about what’s going down in the group chat, in Luke’s friendship group it’s their bumholes, apparently. There’s no need for a GP in 2026 when you’ve got a WhatsApp group. And what have you lot getting up to on your homophobic uncle’s headstone….?! There are some SPICY confessions in this ep! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
A Missing Handbag in Wales, Coachella Debrief, and Who Gives a F About the Moon?
ListenedIn this week’s ep, Luke considers ADHD meds, Jan has lost her handbag in Llandudno, and Auntie Donna gets an absolute roasting. Jan and Luke also discuss the importance to screening after Jan’s recent visit to the Breast Clinic. Boobs, balls, bums - in fact if any part of your body doesn’t feel right, go and get it checked! And always go to your appointments - it’s not embarrassing, Drs and Nurses see it every day! Jan’s waiting on her results, and we promise to keep you posted x There’s also a nice game of naming celebs via the alphabet, and we hear about some of the Hamnett’s favourites including Zafron, William Shitner and… Percy Pig (NOT a celebrity - M&S don’t come for us) And have you ever drank your own wee? Nope, but Jan has drunk someone else’s before - LAD. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Tomlinson Twin Telepathy and Crazy 1D Fans with Phoebe and Daisy Tomlinson
ListenedLuke is joined by the gorgeous Tomlinson Twins; Phoebe and Daisy for this episode of Live, Laugh, Luke! It’s a real family affair on this pod, as they chat about Phoebe becoming a mum, and how Daisy loves to be a cool auntie. They tell Luke all about growing up with a world famous older brother, being thrown into fame themselves at such a young age, and why being at school with 1D fans was sometimes a nightmare! Plus they talk about handling grief in the public eye, bullying, and dealing with hate comments. And they tell all on what they think about Zara (Louis’ gf, not the shop). And there’s nearly a fall out in a game of Tomlinson Twin Telepathy Time. Do they leave as besties?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Paris, Snails, and S*x Shows!
ListenedThis week on the pod, Jan and Luke debrief on their trip to Paris - ooh la la! Luke nearly got cancelled on Instagram after spitting out a snail (no judgement here, it’s defo an acquired taste), and Jan had her eulogy picture taken - always good to be prepared, hey?! Oh and there’s the small matter of Jan visiting a sex club. And should films and TV shows be remade or should we stick with the OG's? If there was a new version of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Jan would NOT be happy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.