Episode's summary
KFM Mornings features Darren Wackhead Simpson hosting the Senseless Survey, a segment involving ridiculous questions and listener interaction. The episode covers various local topics including upcoming live concerts at Kirstenbosch, the Mamma Mia musical, and Jill Scott's visit to Cape Town. The hosts also discuss recent news regarding the Madlanga Commission and share an anecdote about a football club in Nigeria selling a loaned player. The show concludes with a prize giveaway where a listener named Kyle wins tickets to see the band Live at Kirstenbosch. The episode also touches on sports rivalries, specifically between Manchester United and Liverpool fans, and highlights upcoming entertainment promotions.
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I'm Agent 31962. I'm calling from the Census Bureau. I just need to and ask you a couple questions for your country.
00:03:49 · The host adopts a persona to begin the absurd Senseless Survey segment.
Is it true that one plus one equals three if you don't use a condom?
00:05:01 · One of the ridiculous questions posed during the survey segment.
So they took a player on loan from another club. Oh, yeah. And then they sold him.
00:06:27 · The host shares a story about a Nigerian football club's controversial transfer practice.
You won a Bruno Mars vinyl album. A poster, a tote bag and a t-shirt.
00:08:55 · The host announces the initial prize for the winner of the segment.
And those tickets come to you courtesy of Andy Mack. who is the promoter.
00:10:54 · The host credits the promoter for providing the concert tickets.
KFM Mornings features Darren Wackhead Simpson hosting the Senseless Survey, a segment involving ridiculous questions and listener interaction. The episode covers various local topics including upcoming live concerts at Kirstenbosch, the Mamma Mia musical, and Jill Scott's visit to Cape Town. The hosts also discuss recent news regarding the Madlanga Commission and share an anecdote about a football club in Nigeria selling a loaned player. The show concludes with a prize giveaway where a listener named Kyle wins tickets to see the band Live at Kirstenbosch. The episode also touches on sports rivalries, specifically between Manchester United and Liverpool fans, and highlights upcoming entertainment promotions.
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