Frank Off The Radio: The Frank Skinner Podcast

Frank Off The Radio: The Frank Skinner Podcast

Radio Academy Award winning Frank and Emily bring you a show which is like joining your mates for a coffee... So, put the kettle on, sit down and enjoy Frank Off The Radio.
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Episode's summary

Frank Skinner, Emily Dean, and Ian Smith discuss survivalism and food stockpiling following an observation of a neighbor's car boot full of supplies. The conversation touches on the utility of chocolate as a weapon and an anecdote regarding an Ocado driver's safety concerns. The hosts also share personal memories of child acting, the challenges of stage names, and old comedy material involving controversial figures. The episode concludes with listener messages about church experiences, a bizarre magic show interaction, and the unromantic etymology of the town of Hull.

Chapters

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Highlights

I think a Toblerone is one of the few chocolates that's also sharp enough to be a weapon if you were defending yourself.

00:04:07 · Frank discusses the utility of large chocolate bars during a conversation about food stockpiling.

The idea was it was impressions of racists, not racist impressions.

00:17:33 · The speaker explains the intended comedic distinction behind their controversial historical impressions.

I've been to so many where either you can't hear it because it's not on high enough. Or people stand three feet away from the mic, no one corrects them.

00:29:37 · The host discusses the poor audio quality and lack of microphone technique often found in churches.

so he got the whole audience to stand up. And there's kids, loads of kids and stuff. You know, everybody loves magic. It's family entertainment. So they all stood up and he said, right, sit down if you're afraid of death.

00:32:16 · The host recounts a bizarre moment from a magic show where the magician used an inappropriate question to engage the audience.

It's apparently, it comes from an old English word, which means open sewer.

00:36:31 · The hosts discuss the unromantic linguistic origin of the name for the town of Hull.

Episodes

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Stockpiling Beans

Frank Skinner, Emily Dean, and Ian Smith discuss survivalism and food stockpiling following an observation of a neighbor's car boot full of supplies. The conversation touches on the utility of chocolate as a weapon and an anecdote regarding an Ocado driver's safety concerns. The hosts also share personal memories of child acting, the challenges of stage names, and old comedy material involving controversial figures. The episode concludes with listener messages about church experiences, a bizarre magic show interaction, and the unromantic etymology of the town of Hull.

30 Oct 2026
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Frank Skinner's Radio Days: TGI Fridays

The hosts share a series of humorous anecdotes, ranging from personal fashion choices like 'socks and crocs' to memories of Monty Python and a near-miss plan to dress as Geri Halliwell at the BRIT Awards. The conversation also touches on retail confusion between T.J. Hughes and T.K. Maxx. The discussion transitions into sports and personal struggles, covering Andy Murray's tennis performance and rumors of outbursts, alongside reflections on moving heavy furniture and unconventional alarm clock habits. The episode concludes with a story about the physical comedy of participating in a competitive dad's race at a school sports day.

28 Oct 2026
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Catching a Cold from Your Dog

The hosts discuss musical instruments, including Hugh's experience as a piano teacher and the use of the banjolele, alongside stories about stage door encounters and the spooky 'Woman in Black'. The conversation explores personal anecdotes regarding mime, observations on trains, and reflections on musical theatre productions like Matilda. The episode also features a critique of Roald Dahl's characters, specifically Grandpa Joe from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, and discusses the impact of fame on child actors. The show concludes with a lighthearted discussion about turning into dogs and an apology for not addressing listener correspondence.

26 Oct 2026
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LEGEND! Kathy Burke

Frank Skinner, Emily Dean, and Kathy Burke discuss Burke's autobiography, 'A Mind of My Own', reflecting on childhood theatre experiences at Anna Scher drama classes and the emotional catharsis of writing about her past. The conversation explores themes of class identity, family, and sobriety. The discussion also covers Burke's career transitions, including her departure from Gimme Gimme Gimme and her experiences working with figures like Danny Boyle and Robbie Coltrane. Burke shares anecdotes regarding her lack of interest in Shakespearean theatre and her professional reflections on the industry.

23 Oct 2026
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Frank Skinner's Radio Days: Beatrix Potter

The hosts dive into a variety of lighthearted topics, ranging from a giveaway for anyone named Debbie to personal anecdotes about Dr Pepper and the surprising sugar content in soft drinks. The conversation wanders through experiences at a trout farm and an exploration of the darker, more violent themes found in Beatrix Potter stories. The episode continues with humorous discussions on puns involving Sir Isaac Newton, funny gift ideas for grandmothers, and listener feedback regarding hyperbolic language. Finally, the hosts touch upon recent changes and security restrictions at Wimbledon, including new terminology for staff and rules regarding thermos flasks.

21 Oct 2026